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Mar. 12th, 2006 @ 02:20 pm SISSYBOY GOES TO THE DRIVE THROUGH!!!!
After a long hard day working 9 to 5 nothing feels better than a nice hot dinner served fast and your way. Get out your Tums boys and girls b/c Sissyboy is serving it up!





Make sure to come early (9pm) as the Sissyboys force candidates for City Council to debate for YOUR amusement! It's going to be so offensive!

Be there or no hot apple pie for you!
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soclosesofar:
Feb. 15th, 2006 @ 12:26 pm SISSYBOY 9-5 BE THERE OR YOU ARE FIRED!
When: TONIGHT! Doors at 9 show at 11pm. Rumor has it that Jupiter is going to be opening up for the Sissyboys. I've never seen him perform but I guess his performances inspired the character of Rose in the novel City of the Shy Hunters. I'm told it's not to be missed.
Where: Holocene 1001 SE Morrison
$?: Five dollars.
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soclosesofar:
Jan. 13th, 1970 @ 03:15 am Coming soon to a club near you..
Current Mood: bitchybitchy
Calendar of Upcoming Events
@ The Escape PDX

September 2005

Friday the 30th
Friday Night Dance Party
Complimentary 2005 Glammies Nomination Ballot w/ paid admission to event.
Just fill out your nomination slip and look for one of those fabulous PDX ClubKidZ
at the Glammies display located in the front of the venue.

October 2005

Saturday the 1st
In to the Woods
PRESENTED BY HMIM Rosebud XXIX Jinx M Dubois and HMIM Ms. Leather XIX Cloudy Monsoon
featuring HMIM Thorn XXIX Hollywood Pink, Sweet N' Low, Panique, HMIM Rosebud XXIX Jinx M Dubois,
HMIM Ms. Leather XIX Cloudy Monsoon and whoever else might pop out of the forest...
Come see this SPOOKY take on your favorite Brother's Grimm fairy tales.


Friday the 7th
Dyke Nite! -
This is how it works. It’s ladies nite tonight, all females in wife beaters pay a cheeper cover charge at the door.
The more girlz on the floor, the more often dyke nite will be in effect. It’s that simple.
Also that evening...
Speaker BoxxTopp Debut II
Help your resident host Dr. Chance de Valmont pick two talented individuals to come back and battle it to the
finish for their spot at the Speaker Boxx Topp!

ALL weekend, with paid cover... you will be the first to vote from the Glammies nominations tallied previously.


Saturday the 8th
Black and White Striped Ball
featuring "Death Circuit"
Brought to you by MacPherson
Hosted (tentatively) by
HIM Ms. Leather XVIII Lucienne Noir dePrada and
HMIM Ms. Lace XIX Devinity.
Featuring performances by:
Mr. Gay Portland XXX The Lovely Dr. Chance de Valmont,
Debutante XXXIV Summer Seasons.
TMIM Thorn XXIX Hollywood Pink & Rosebud XXIX Jinx M. Dubois,
HMIM Ms. Leather XIX Cloudy Monsoon,
Devo Dolce MacPherson Noir Devoid,

Saturday the 15th
The moment you’ve all been waiting for...
The 2005 Glammies
*Sixth Annual Performance Art Awards
The Grammies but with a clubkid twist.
Brought to you and hosted by the PDX Clubkidz!
Witness history as the last vote has been counted, to recognize the fiercest of 2005!

Friday the 21st
Escape from NYC!
Royals from the Imperial Court of New York City
Yet again Rose Empress XLIII The Lovely Suzanne
brings back some of the finest entertainment there is.

All this and more located at Portland's only All age alternative lifestyles venue.
The Escape Nightclub
Featuring The Cage
333 Southwest Park
Portland, Oregon 97209
503-227-0830
www.theEscapeNightClub.com


Got questions?
drvalmontxxx@yahoo.com
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When I no longer know the difference bet
tanthony:
Aug. 17th, 2005 @ 01:53 pm SISSYBOY GOES TO JAIL!
Yes that is right darlings. Sissyboys have finally gone to JAIL!

Find out all the horrible details TONIGHT!

Doors at 9
Show at 11
21+
5$

Holocene
1001 SE Morrison
Portland, Oregon

Right next to Sassys strip bar!
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Jul. 17th, 2005 @ 04:22 pm Sissyboy and The Divided
Yo,

Brendon here. Couple of shows in the Portland area that are not to be missed!


Sissyboy Is Offensive and Wrong
Wed July 20th, 2005
128 NE Russell
Doors @ 8
Show @ 9
Sissyboys @ 11pm
7$
5$ in advance
ALL AGES!
http://www.Sissyboypdx.com

If you don't know about Sissyboy you should. Sissyboy is giving drag a bad name. We don't shave, we don't stuff and we don't tuck. It is fucked up, it is political and it’s all in the name of bad taste. Precious will be dressed as a giant tampon and screaming at people, Linah Cocaine will women for wearing white after labor day and Splendora will get drunk and piss on stage. Sissyboy is here to destroy everything. Check the website for more info, but don't say I didn't warn you.

The Divided
Submarine Fleet
The Gentry
Home Before Sundown
Friday July 22

The Ash Street Saloon
225 SW Ash
6$
http://www.thedivided.com

This is my punk/prog/rock band. We don't suck. You will like it. Check out the website. Attendance is mandatory.
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May. 15th, 2005 @ 08:34 pm !!!!~SISSYBOY AND THE DIVIDED~!!!!
Punked up drag troupe Sissyboy has joined forces with rock and roll extravaganza The Divided to bring you Apocalypstick!

Mild mannered Mary Gay Cosmetics Lady, Mary Esther Ruth, accidentally unleashes the Apocalypse by opening a tube of lipstick! Will the Sissyboys be able to stop the world from ending before happy hour? Find out on May 18th!

Special musical guest The Divied will play hot queercore rock and roll of unusual proportions! Watch them scandalize the queens by tearing up a picture of Paris Hilton!

Be there or be square! It's going to be bigger than Jesus!

Sissyboy with Special Musical Guest The Divided
May 18th, 2005
Holocene 1001 SE Morrison
5$
Doors @ 9pm
The Divided @ 10pm
Sissyboy Goes Apocalypstic at 11pm

http://www.thedivided.com
http://www.sissyboypdx.com
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Feb. 1st, 2005 @ 11:59 pm 1st Anniversary of the Portland Rock Collective
Wed February 2, 2005
Time: 9:00 PM
Berbati's Pan, 231 SW Ankeny
Portland, Oregon

Come down for some steamy Rabbit-on-Groundhog action in celebration of the 1st Anniversary of the Portland Rock Collective with The Divided, Sleeping Nations, Welsh Rabbit, Ma Ford and fellow PDX-POP NOW! alumni Kieskagato headlining. We go on third. Cover is $5 for 5 bands -- can't beat that!

For those with early bed times we go on at 10pm, but you will be missing Kieskagato and you will be sorry. ;)
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Jan. 1st, 2005 @ 01:30 pm The Divided opening for Kultur Shock!
Why Hello PDXGayBoys


Your very own hometown glamo/emo/queercore band The Divided, have just been confirmed as one of the
openers for some of our favorite Seattle-ites Kultur Shock!

This is happening at Dante's on Saturday, Jan. 15th around 9 PMish. We love Dante's and we love KS. We also want you to love KS so please be there to support KS and your own hometown homorock! Kultur Shock is one of our favorite bands and we think you'll really dig thier wild sound.


Go here to check them out:
http://www.kulturshock.com/

We certainly cannot do them justice with a
description....

For more info on this show, check our website
http://www.thedivided.com in the next few days.
And while you're there download the songs we've got up
there and rock out.
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soclosesofar:
Aug. 30th, 2004 @ 09:35 am (no subject)
Sep. 25th 2004 @ The Escape Nightclub

A Chance de Valmont Midnight Maddness...

~The Sex Show~
An exotic, intriguing evening with fantasies for all types...

brought to you by: The PDX Clubkidz!

With new and oldskool performances and appearances by,

H.I.M Ms. Leather XII Valencia DeSade, H.I.M Thorn XXI Danny and your evenings desires hosted by H.I.M. Miss Gay Seattle XXXV Dahlia!

More information coming... on a club wall near you!
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tanthony:
Jul. 26th, 2004 @ 07:18 pm (no subject)
Hey all I am not usually into politics, but the oregon 150 thing is something I am willing to fight for. I just registered noon150.com and stop150.com and need ideas for a slogan/bumpersticker sayings. any ideas??
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